July 12, 2012

Retail Week: Following

I went to Old Navy a few weeks ago and realized some things.

1. They don't sell regular green pants anymore.
2. They do sell a lot of weird impulse items like Advil, Visine, and Clif Bars near the counter that have nothing to do with clothes.
3. They like to yell the word "Following."

Don't know what that last one means? Here, I had Martin Scorsese direct a short film on the subject...

Retail Week: Urination Segregation

This sign would be genius if only it were at a Halloween Store rather than a Laundromat.