I've been thinking about my Halloween costume since probably January, but didn't make my final decision until last week. I started w...

Funny: Frank the Pizza Man is running for Councilman in Jersey City . Not Funny: Frank the Pizza Man is trying to "articulate" his...

Father: Boo-hoo-hoo, your face is blue. Son: Boo-hoo-hoo, your face looks like poo. It reminds me of the time I said to my father, "If ...

This is not the semi-retroactively-plagiarized post I promised last week, nor the epic magnetic toy post that I have yet to promise to post ...

I was poised to post an awesome blog entry, but did a little research first and found that someone else beat me to it. Again. http://brokeym...

You say this: But all I see is this: What is my disorder? This is why I don't read anymore. I see letters and I automatically want to r...

Some of my non-Wikipedia vandalism:

Oh Shit! Fortunately, Palin's debate team of Scriptwriters, Memorization Specialists, Beauty Pageant Coaches, and other assorted Brainwa...

An old friend from grade school and more recently, Myspace, made the big leap to Facebook today, attributing the social networking jump to ...

I was going to make a quick post this morning about something I saw on the way to work this morning, but I didn't have the all-important...

(I completely forgot to comment on this after the Presidential Debate last Friday as I was busy eating a shitload of sushi) Say what you wil...

I had a super shitty day at work yesterday. I went home pissed off and blasted lots of loud music for several hours, then finally passed out...

I love you more today than Scrambled Eggs . But not as much as an Omlette .

I feel like every time John McCain (or someone on his campaign team) comes up with something wacky that "energizes" or "shake...

After yesterday's Jersey City Olympic Kickball Tournament , I needed to buy a few bandages and a new tube of topical antibacterial ointm...