December 28, 2014

BREAKING: Unbelievable Story About Cop-Killing Animals That You Won't Believe

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Liberals are already up in arms about this (or maybe the problem is that they aren't up in arms about this--whichever seems worse), but ...
November 30, 2014

Do You Remember Your First Crush?

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I know it's supposed to be a "1" but COME ON...
October 9, 2014

Printed Pizza Menu Hacked By Competition...Somehow.

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I believe I said years ago on this blog that I didn't think it was a major deal if people occasionally made minor grammatical errors o...
September 21, 2014

Rockin' with the Power of Cheerios

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Another cereal company has stumbled onto that current Rock 'n' Roll trend that the damn kids these days love so damn much. If you fl...
August 19, 2014

Cap'n Communist

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So, Cap'n Crunch is not only guilty of impersonating a United States Naval Officer, but now he is flaunting his socialist agenda RIGHT ...
July 29, 2014

U Can't See John Cena. His Time is Meow

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This is the image change that John Cena desperately needs. As a bonus, it will come with a RoBeast Rollie-designed wraparound T-shirt gra...
July 18, 2014

No Title

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In yet another sign of the Blogpocalpyse, I decided not to renew BeautyAndTheRoBeast.com 's domain. Blogger/Blogspot is still here, obvi...
June 23, 2014

The Taste New England Loves, (No Homophone)

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Vermont Maid Syrup, The Taste New England Loves is made in neither Vermont nor New England... ...it's made in Parsippany, NJ.  ...
May 5, 2014

Good News, Bad News, and a Bunch of Cheesecake

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First the bad news... April 2014 represented an unfortunate milestone in BeautyAndTheRoBeast history. It was the first time since its ince...
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March 20, 2014

Star Wars Product Asks You To Search Your Feelings

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I spotted this Star Wars product in Target the other day. I'm not totally sure what it is, but it was in the Bath section near shower c...
March 12, 2014

Snow is Cumming...

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Do u have the right tool for the blow job? (Ribbed for Mother Nature's pleasure.)
March 11, 2014

Daniel Bryan Serpico T-Shirts

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Daniel Bryan's anti-authority angle has made him vaguely resemble Frank Serpico more and more over the past 9 months in both look and...
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March 10, 2014

Totino's Pizza Fella

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I'm sure most professional wrestlers these days stay away from carbs, but I still love that they chose Sheamus to promote this--he'...
February 27, 2014

EXTREME MOTT'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CRAZY NEW MOTT'S JUICE FLAVORS--MAKING FRUIT EVEN MORE INSANELY AWESOME THAN IT ALREADY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2014

The $cales of Justice

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In an effort to reuse the ten thousand paper and plastic bags we have sitting around, I recently filled one up from a place called White Hou...
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January 21, 2014

8 in One, 2/3 of a Dozen in the Other...

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...and both at different prices! At Home Depot, you can buy 8 furniture skates for $8.27. Or, you can buy 4 and get 4 bonus skates fo...