Sorry I Killed George Carlin

... by referencing him in a post 10 days before his death date. I killed Mr. Wizard the same way last year on my Myspace blog, though it took just a little bit longer.

Do you see what murderous powers I have as a RoBeast? Do see how important this blog is now? Do you hear that George W. Bush, Lenny Kravitz, and John Edward?

My mom took me to go see George Carlin perform at the Strand Theater back in the early '90's. She's a huge fan, buys all his books and whatnot. She had a great time. I laughed my ass off too (three consecutive three-letter words ending in double-letters), despite sitting next to her during the masturbation euphemism bit. My favorite will always be "shaking hands with the unemployed." Ah, how true that was for the RoBeast in the early 90's.

Anyway, here's an awesome picture of him looking like a Charles Manson family member:



Here's to hoping Charles Manson dies as a result of this post.

Google Image Therapy

Do you know what you get when you google image rip Voltron's Penis?

Do you? DO YOU?

I do.














You're out of touch. I'm out of time. For realz. That's the last I'll ever mention that. Never again. Bon voyage!

The Hottest Centaur Action on the Net

One of my favorite games to play is a little thing I like to call Google Roulette. I pick a phrase and look for images using Google Image Ripper first, and then wind my way down through several other search engines. It's kind of like sticking a rectal thermometer in the creative ass of the internet. Today I bring you nothing but the sweet, hot centaur loving. It's Hot Centaur Action Wednesday (as always clicking on the pictures makes them larger, so you can gaze upon their sweaty glory and truly worship the horseflesh).

First, an evolutionary aid for the mantaur haters and unbelievers out there.

Proof! That centaurs exist...at Renfaires.

Made of manliness...and awesome.

Um. Who took the time to make this picture and why? Why?

HOT sexy centaur pinups.

Twice the unwashed feet and murky odor of manflesh.

Hot sexy centaur singles waiting for your calls!

A PSA for young centaurs.

Disturbingly beautiful.

Just fucking disturbing.

Yipes. Finger-banging your childhood.

Someone actually had a hermaphrodite centaur sex doll made.
Happy Wednesday Centaur Lovers. I hope you're happy with yourselves.

Kisses.

*Princess Out*