July 13, 2013

Slip 'n' Don't Slide Sports: Not-Knee-Hockey Rink


Here are two reasons why the WHAM-O Slip 'n' Slide Sports "Knee-Hockey Rink" is poorly named:

1. YOU CAN'T SLIDE.
2. YOU CAN'T KNEEL

If you aren't supposed to kneel or stand on this surface, the only option left is lay down and flail, right?  But that's not what this boy and girl are doing in this Photoshopped picture:


Wait, I mean the boy and girl and this Photoshopped picture:


In conclusion, this toy is only for Little Mermaids or rule-breakers.

1 comment:

Tod said...

This is great!