Showing posts with label MS Paint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MS Paint. Show all posts
December 28, 2015
UUUM
I've been posting a lot of my crappy MSPaintJobs to a Facebook group called Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Memes. Here is some of my "work":
December 12, 2015
November 1, 2015
September 17, 2015
February 27, 2014
EXTREME MOTT'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAZY NEW MOTT'S JUICE FLAVORS--MAKING FRUIT EVEN MORE INSANELY AWESOME THAN IT ALREADY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2013
September 2, 2013
July 30, 2013
June 13, 2013
May 3, 2013
November 25, 2012
NJ, NO? OH, OHIO.
STRAIGHT FROM THE JERSEY SHORE...
...OF THAILAND...
BY WAY OF OHIO?
If this doesn't look fishy to you, then you're not from the Jersey Shore. This sardine can I found for sale at Duane Reade prominently features/exploits a famous New Jersey Shore site--the Barnegat Lighthouse. This towering icon overlooks the Barnegat Inlet, which links the Atlantic Ocean to the Barnegat Bay.
Another imposing phallic symbol of the Barnegat Bay, one that claims the Western horizon, is the Oyster Creek Nuclear Generating Station. I assume Ohio and Thailand do not dispatch their sardine fleets to NJ, but I always remember seeing dozens of fisherman camped out on small Rt. 9 bridge over an estuary that leads to the OC, the oldest active power plant in the US. This always seemed insane to me (three-eyed fish, y'know?), but maybe they were on to something...
So, if you ever see this for sale (it's probably easiest to find inside this 25-mile radius), pick it up with pride:
October 2, 2012
RoBeast Review: Mönkey Business Crüe - Kickstart My Hart
From the self-referential title down to the album cover artwork, this collection from Mönkey Business Crüe may be Gary Hart and Co.'s most obscure, outdated, and scandalous work ever. No stars. Stay away. Do not purchase under any circumstances!
July 11, 2012
June 13, 2012
Jazzerciser
This Jagermeister/Jazzercise hybrid has been a few years in the making. I'm finally satisfied with it. JAZZERBOMBS for everybody!
March 27, 2012
January 19, 2012
Subway Melt!
Some NYC subway graffitti that I visualized on the train, but only executed in the comfort of my home. Note to self: start carrying a red Sharpie.
December 29, 2011
Stop! Or Mantegna Will Shoot
I saw a retrospective on the Rocky films the other night and was shocked at how different Sylvester Stallone looks these days due to all the plastic surgery. I decided to give The Expendables a shot today*, but every time Stallone was on screen, I couldn't help but be distracted and puzzled by his face. Half the time I thought it was Joe Mantenga playing the lead mercenary Barney Ross.
* I normally don't watch a lot of action movies, but I was sucked in by Netflix's description of the film:
What do you think? Am I crazy?
* I normally don't watch a lot of action movies, but I was sucked in by Netflix's description of the film:
September 18, 2011
August 3, 2011
Dog Years
It's been a while since I last vandalized Wikipedia, so I went for a big target today. I hit up one of my favorite dimensions: Time. My addition is about halfway down the page, and I think the subtly paid off. After 4 hours, it still hasn't been taken down yet!
Click on the image below for the original size (and read the caption for bonus points).
Click on the image below for the original size (and read the caption for bonus points).
April 9, 2011
Defekate Plus 8
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| My favorite TLC show. |
I can't believe the search strings "Defekate Plus 8" "Defekate Plus Eight" "Defecate Plus 8" and "Defecate Plus Eight" did not exist until right now. You're welcome, Internet.
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