Unfortunately, my crime lab isn't sophisticated enough to clean up this zoomed-in surveillance photo, so this is all we have to work with. I must admit that upon closer inspection, I can make out two intertwined, yet distinct colors--blue and pink. I am now led to believe this ribbon may additionally support none or all of these following causes:
- Transgendered Sodium Freedom
- Interracial Awareness Ribbon Marriage
- Heterodizygotic Conjoinedness
- Blueberry/Strawberry Dough Farmer Harmony
- The Lexus Nexus of the Sexes
- Mutated Jesus Fish Stem Cell Research
- Concession Stand Labor Union Gender Equality
- Mr. Salty for President 2012
- Dogs and Cats Living Together
...but no Pretzel-Shaped Awareness Ribbons as far as I can tell. This one from Kim and Scott's Pretzels looks a little more appetizing...
...but the seagulls probably wouldn't stop to appreciate the message if I attached it to the back of my car.
Alas, a mystery has been opened and I am now too hungry to solve it. Check out this hook while my DJ revolves it.