BATR EXCLUSIVE: Presidential Hopefuls choose running mates.

Barack Obama has chosen the popular Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps as his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election.


John McCain, jumping on the bandwagon, has also selected one of the universe's top swimmers.

Neither Phelps nor Mer-Man were available for comment.

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