Fire Weather WatchI guess I'll make sure not to start any fires tonight.
Hudson (New Jersey)
URGENT - FIRE WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW YORK NY
352 PM EDT THU APR 16 2009
...GUSTY WINDS AND LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITIES EXPECTED FRIDAY
AFTERNOON....HIGH PRESSURE BUILDING DOWN FROM ONTARIO WILL MAINTAIN A VERY DRY AIRMASS ACROSS THE REGION ON FRIDAY...DEVELOPING GUSTY WEST SOUTHWEST WINDS IN THE AFTERNOON. THESE WEATHER CONDITIONS...ALONG WITH DRY FINE FUELS...COULD PROMOTE RAPID WILD FIRE GROWTH IF ONE WERE TO START.
Just a quick follow-up to the Verizon post from the other day... Today I received a call from the Billing Department informing me that I have an outstanding balance and then they asked me if I'd like to make a payment today. NO I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A PAYMENT TODAY. I JUST WANT YOUR TWO STUPID DEPARTMENTS TO USE THE SAME FUCKING DATABASE SO I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY SITUATION FOR THE SPERMILLIONTH* TIME.
"Oh yes, I see the $330 equipment charge right here," he said.
Good, now stick it in your very dry ass where it could promote rapid wild fire growth, if one were to start.
* - I haven't decided exactly how "Spermillion" is going to be defined, but I assure you that you'll hear it here first. By the way, you are reading what Blogger is calling Beauty and the RoBeast's 200th entry. I know there a good handful that were never actually posted, but it lumps them right in with the total post count. I'm not going to go back and count all of our posts either, but I can assure you that it's less than 200, and way less than a Spermillion. Regardless, I want to thank everyone for reading and keeping the drive alive.
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