12:00 am - He just screams it to everyone in the vicinity.12:01 am to 12:30 am - He receives phone calls and babbles incoherently about Wii controllers.
12:30 am - Back to Guinness before the open bar ends
1:00 am - Starts sending texts because he can do more damage that way.
1:02 am - "Happy new Crappy"
1:07 am - "Happy Crappy Pooops"
1:10 am - "Hairy smelly fart year"
1:12 am - "And a happy pooh year"
1:22 am - "FUCK THE DOG DICK"
We should celebrate the New Year every week.
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