April 8, 2008

What Happens on April 24th at your company?

Bring Your Daughters to Work Day
Bring Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day
Bring Your Child to Work Day
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Take Your Daughters to Work Day
Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day
Take Your Child to Work Day
Take Your Kid to Work Day
Bring A Kid To Work Day
Bring Your Daughters to My Sons Day
Take Your Kids Past the Smokers Huddled by Front Entrance To The Building Where No One is Inside Working
Drop The Cosby Kids Off at the Pool Day
Pick a Day, Any Day, and Work In Front of Your Child For That Day, Be it Your Daughter, Or Your Son
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter Day
Bring Your Son to the Sun Day
Take Your Daughter Home A Sundae On Sunday After You Got Stuck Working Overtime On The Weekend She Had Her Big Cheerleading Event So She Doesn't Grow Up Hating You and Dating a Biker
Call Your Children "Kids" and Your Kids "Children" Day
Bring your Kids and Your Kids' Kids to Watch Kids so You Don't End Up With Kids with Kids that Have Kids Day
A Day About Kids, and Pets, and a Situation that we can all Understand, Whether we Have Kids, or Pets, or Neither Day
Kick Your Kids At Work Day
Chide Your Children At Work Day
Bring Your Work Take to Your Daughters and Sons Before Your Wife Gets Hold of it Day
Allow Your Son to See You Emasculated at Work Day
Deprive Your Kids Another Day of Education Just Like You Did On Opening Day Day
Act Like A Child Because The Coffee Machine is Out Of Cups Just You Do Every Day, But This Time Do It In Front Of Your Kid Day
stop capitalizing things day
stop ending sentences in 'day' week
Give Teachers a Break Day
Give Japanese Children Another Competitive Advantage Day
Show Your Kids How Slowly You Drive in the Passing Lane on the Way to Work Day
Take Your Kids to a Kindergarten-Like Environment That You Get Paid To Work At Day
Take The Skinheads Bowling, Providing that You Are A Nazi Sympathizer, Work in A Bowling Alley or Profess to be a Bowler, and Wish To Impress Your Ignorance and Job Experience Upon Your Kids Simultaneously Day
Bring Your Daughters and Sons to Work and Leave Them There In The Mine Forever
Make the Case For Sterility Day
Bring Your Children in To Show You How To Defrag Your Laptop
Blame Your Kids For Fucking Up The Expensive Video Conference Equipment That You Screwed Up The Other Day Day
Take Your Sons and Daughters To A Place Where Someone Cleans Up After Your Messes
Take Your Sons and Daughters To A Place Where Spelling Doesn't Matter Anymore
Take Your Sons and Daughters To A Place Where Money Actually Does Grow on Trees
Show Your Children How To Forward an Unfunny/Untrue/Uninteresting Chain Letter They Probably Saw Three Years Ago
Spend Company Time Blogging About A Day When Co-Workers Take Their Kids to Work Day
Spend Company Time Reading A Blog About A Day When Co-Workers Take Their Kids to Work Day

3 comments:

Ryan said...

"No Prayer for the Dying" for the win!

Anonymous said...

Wish You Could Sterilize Your Coworkers Day.
So Glad You Didn't Give Birth Day Because Then You Can Get Really Trashed on Your Birthday Day.
Shut the Fuck Up, Some People Are Trying to Read Children's Books BUT NOT TO YOU Day.

All of yours were great, Rollie. I think I'll be working at home on 4/24...
--anonym but totally obvi

metheus said...

Spend your day making lists day
Parson mrI think you're sitting in my BLAM! day