The Incredible Hulk Vs. The World

Alan over at The Daily Speed Hump mentioned something about seeing the new Hulk movie trailer. He said the Hulk looks like Shrek, something I had never put together before. I was inspired to riff on that and imagine that the Incredible Hulk would not be happy about such comparisons. And so here we are at RoBeast Rollie's third MS Paint adventure of the week.

The Incredible Hulk would easily squash Shrek in the palm of his hand and eat his guts like a Pez dispenser. I'm not a real comic book fan, so I don't know if Hulk is into eating his victims after he mangles them. The Jolly Green Giant I imagine might taste good though (if you're into Veggie Burgers).


One thing I do know about comic books is that Leonardo is the Ninja Turtle (the Blue one) that carries the Katana Blades. I don't think the Hulk is very adept at martial arts, but how hard could it really be to kill a few of the Slowski's with a sharp object?

Not very.

And so ends the Hulk's Green-on-Green Crime. Green with envy some may say (I wouldn't say it too loudly though). There is nothing left for him to do but declare victory against the Inedible Hunk (of Peas).


The end (of RoBeast Rollie's posting this week).